Stupid Pet Tricks

Alligator Bites Guys Arm WARNING: Blood - An animal trainer is doing a trick where he sticks his arm into an alligators open mouth. I guess the gator did not like the trick so he bites down on the guys arm and starts spinning around.

This video is a perfect illustration of a Darwin Awards winner at work. I have never been a fan of alligator wrestling, or any shows involving alligators or for that matter turtles, dolphins, whales, penguins, etc. I think that those animals are God's creatures and they should be appreciated and respected accordingly. Too bad that most of the natural habitats for these creatures are either being eliminated or polluted or otherwise destroyed.

Gator Bites Swimmer

Okeechobee - Kasey Edwards said he never paid "too much mind" to alligators swimming in canals in Okeechobee County. But early Sunday morning, an 11½-foot alligator had his full attention as Edwards, 18, struggled to free his left arm from the jaws of the reptile. "It's a very surreal feeling. You know, feeling like you're about to die here and you know, praying to God," Edwards said. "I have to give all the credit to God for keeping me out there." He got away with his life and the gator with his left arm. Edwards admits he and his friends were drinking before he decided to jump in the 25-foot-deep canal in Nubbin Slough in Okeechobee County. "I've heard different rumors of what was involved and there were no drugs involved, no dare, nobody pushed me in or something."

At 2:21 a.m. Sunday, Edwards was hanging out with friends on Nubbin Slough in Okeechobee County when he told them he was going to swim across a 25-foot-deep canal, according to an Okeechobee County Sheriff's Office report. Edwards had been drinking alcoholic beverages earlier and may have been impaired, according to witnesses quoted in the report. His friends tried to persuade him not to do it, the report states. Halfway through the swim, an alligator approached Edwards and clamped down on his left arm. Edwards said he knew the next move was the death roll, when a gator pulls its prey underwater and rolls the victim around to drown it. When the alligator grabbed his arm, he remembered that gators spin their prey, so he told WFLX-TV that he grabbed a buoy line and didn't let go."I was just like holding on with everything I could for this gator was trying to pull me under," he told the station. "I'd surface, get a gasp of air and he'd just shake again and pull me under."He did it about five times," Edwards continued. Somewhere in the battle he used the middle finger on his right hand to poke the reptile in the eye. That's when Edwards got free, he said, started swimming and realized he didn't have his left arm. "I still at this time didn't realize that my arm was gone," he told WFLX-TV. "I just — my adrenalin was pumping, and I swam to the other side of the bank." His main concern was to make it to the east end of the canal so friends could pull him to safety.

The Florida State Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission captured the alligator after the attack, WFLX-TV reported. Edwards was taken to a Melbourne hospital for treatment and he should be released by the end of the week. Edwards told FOXNews.com that he wants the state to do more to control the alligator population, citing the safety of young children, but he declined to discuss his own encounter further."It seems like there's a crossroads," Edwards told WFLX-TV. "Either you have a positive attitude, you know, just make the best of a bad situation, or just sit there and feel sorry for yourself."

On Monday evening, Edwards was in fair condition at Holmes Regional Medical Center in Melbourne with his arm severed about 3 to 4 inches above the elbow. Today, Edwards said, he will have surgery. He hopes to be out of the hospital by the weekend. Edwards said his attack shows something needs to be done about the overpopulation of gators. "They're not protected creatures. They're nuisance animals," he said. Edwards said the credit for his survival and quick thinking goes to God, friends and emergency personnel. "I don't care who you are or how strong you think you are. You aren't going to be able to hold on to a buoy line while an 11½-foot alligator is trying to pull you underwater," he said.

Commentary: Now here is a drunken youth who goes into the alligator's habitat and gets bitten. Who is the nuisance animal? Does God protect drunks? Apparently not. Then again, the kid survived! Maybe God wanted to teach this guy a lesson: SOBER UP, and don't swim in alligator territory in the middle of the night!

Fleeing Criminal Killed By Gators

MICCOSUKEE INDIAN RESERVATION, Fla. -- A man who jumped into an alligator-infested lake as he fled police died from a gator attack, authorities said Wednesday. Justo Padron, 36, of West Miami-Dade, was burglarizing a vehicle near the Miccosukee Resort and Convention Center last Thursday when police arrived, according to the tribe. Padron fled and jumped into a nearby lake where a sign warns people: "Danger Live Alligators." His body was recovered a day later with what appeared to be alligator teeth marks on his upper torso.

The Miami-Dade Medical Examiner's Office confirmed Wednesday that Padron died of an alligator attack. His death has been classified an accident. An accomplice, Heriberto Rubio, surrendered and was arrested, said Dexter Lehtinen, a tribe attorney. Lehtinen said the two men were not members of the Miccosukee Tribe. Padron was wanted by authorities since September for violating his probation after pleading guilty in June to cocaine possession, according to The Miami Herald. He was arrested more than a dozen times since 1989 for various charges including burglary, robbery and drug possession, the newspaper reported. Padron was released from prison in 2002 after a six-year sentence for burglary. Padron died last Thursday, after he and another man, Heriberto Rubio, were spotted by a police officer while trying to steal a car in the casino parking lot, according to a tribe spokesman and court records. Rubio was captured after a short chase; he now faces charges of grand theft, resisting arrest and battery on a police officer. Police divers found Padron's body in the lake on Friday afternoon, but the tribe -- which is not bound by public-records law, did not disclose his death until Tuesday. The medical examiner has classified Padron's death as an accident. The office would not release any other details about the case.

Padron, 36, was classified as a ''habitual felony offender'' after more than a dozen arrests since 1989 for burglary, robbery, drug possession and other charges, Miami-Dade court records show. He was released from prison in 2002 following a six-year sentence for burglary. His most recent arrest came in April for drug possession. He was accused of selling cocaine to an undercover police officer. He was sentenced to 18 months probation after pleading guilty in June. In September, Padron violated probation by moving without notifying his probation officer and failing to pay court costs. A judge issued an arrest warrant on Sept. 24. Padron grew up around Sweetwater, one of six brothers and sisters who moved to the area from Cuba more than 20 years ago, said his sister, Maria. ''Regardless of the crime he was committing, he was a good person,'' she said. "He just had his ways.''

Rubio also has a half-dozen arrests for assault, robbery, cocaine possession and other charges. Last month he pleaded guilty to a felony charge of trespassing on a construction site, records show. A trapper later captured and killed two alligators found in the lake. One was about 7 ½ feet, the other 9 feet 3 inches, according to the trapper.

Gator Bites Snorkeler

South Carolina Snorkeler's Arm Re-attached After It Was Ripped Off By Monster Alligator!
The beast with the snorkeler's arm. Photo: Jerome Bien

Bill Hedden being attended to after the alligator attack. Photo: Jerome Bien

The alligator was shot several times before Hedden's arm was removed from inside.

Charleston, South Carolina -- A man is hospitalized in Charleston after an alligator bit off one of his arms at a Lake Moultrie recreation area. Bill Hedden, 59, is being treated at the Medical University of South Carolina hospital. Hedden's family has told the hospital not to release any information about his condition. Hedden was snorkeling in a Lake Moultrie recreation area when the gator attacked him about 3:45 p.m. Sunday.

Crusty the Gator Survives!

The calls came from as far away as Hawaii: Spare Crusty. The gator, identified in a South Florida Sun-Sentinel story last week, was one of four who hung around rest stops and boat ramps along Alligator Alley in the Everglades. After being fed by humans, they had become overly friendly -- and potentially dangerous. Having lost their fear of humans, the law said they had to be destroyed.

But public attention, and an anonymous donor, has led to a permanent stay of execution. Three of the four condemned reptiles embarked Friday on a snappy new life in a shady gator pit at an animal exhibit in the Seminole Reservation in Hollywood. Crusty is still on the loose."They've got it better here than they did out there," said Todd Hardwick, the alligator trapper who helped arrange for the reptiles' new home. "They'll be cared for, get fed. They've got some female gators there."

Crusty's plight came to life in a story about officers from the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission citing people for feeding the gators at Everglades rest areas. A total of 13 people have been charged this summer with the second-degree misdemeanor. Feeding gators causes them to associate people with food and increases the danger of attack, experts say. This spring, Florida alligators killed three women, including one in Sunrise. Feeding also means a death sentence for the gators. Crusty and three swamp-mates, whom wildlife officers named Speedy, Boomer and Freddy, were to be caught and destroyed.

But soon "Everybody was getting calls," said Hardwick, who fielded a half-dozen himself. "A lot of people felt sorry for the gators." One of Hardwick's callers was a Broward man who wished to remain anonymous. The man offered to pay the costs, $1,150 in this case, of capturing the gators. Trappers are paid from selling the meat and hides of the animals they catch. Trappers can sell condemned gators to a licensed animal facility at their own discretion, said wildlife agency spokesman Jorge Pino. Some wildlife officials received calls for a reprieve for the gators, but that didn't affect the agency's position, he added. "The process worked," Pino said. "An alligator was deemed to be a nuisance and it was removed. "Hardwick spent hours on the phone Thursday, notifying wildlife officials, resolving license issues and arranging for the Seminole Village to accept any captured gators.

That evening, trappers took to Alligator Alley looking for the four sociable critters. Within two hours, using a treble hook to snag and a noose to snare, they pulled two males and one female ashore. One male had lost part of his left foreleg. None appeared to be the 8.5 foot Crusty, named for a discoloration on his back. Next morning, the cold-blooded captives were sloshing in the pit at the Seminole Village under the care of manager Jimmy Riffle. "We're going to use them for educational purposes, to show what happens when you introduce food to alligators and the danger of it," Riffle said. Crusty may soon join them. Trappers will renew the search for Crusty this weekend.

Gator chews Shih Tzu

Largo, Florida: One moment, Shih Tzu dogs Fifi and Cassidy were romping on the shore of a freshwater lake. The next Fifi was gone, dragged into the water in the jaws of an 9-foot alligator, the dog's owner said. "I just can't describe how fast it was,'' Al Clark said. The attack happened Sunday evening about 3 feet from shore, Clark said. He said Cassidy charged the alligator after it snatched 10-pound Fifi, but Clark pulled the dog back and watched helplessly as the gator carried Fifi across the lake in its jaws. "If I'd had a gun I would have shot him,'' Clark told the St. Petersburg Times.

On Tuesday, a trapper caught a 9-foot-9, 260-pound alligator believed to be the culprit. Jeanne Murphy, a park naturalist and wildlife biologist at the Pinellas County Extension, said alligators may confuse small pets with more common prey such as birds, fish and snakes. "I would not recommend walking small dogs or even medium-size dogs along the water's edge,'' Murphy said.

Alligator bites snorkeler's head

Apopka, Florida- (AP) -- A 30-year-old Apopka man received 33 stitches in his head after an alligator bit him while he was snorkeling alone, officials said. Michael A. Diaz Jr. was snorkeling in Rock Springs Run at Kelly Park on Thursday when he was attacked from behind, said a spokeswoman for the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. "He reached back, grabbed the alligator and pushed him away." Diaz described it as a 3- to 4-foot alligator.

Carol Clark, a spokeswoman for Orange County Parks and Recreation, said Friday that trappers are continuing to try to find the alligator and the swimming area will remain closed until it can be caught. About 500 to 600 people visited the park Thursday, Matt Suedmeyer, assistant manager for Orange County Parks and Recreation, said. With the ongoing drought, many larger alligators have pushed smaller ones out of their territory. Activity is heightened during mating season as well.

Slain gator was killer, officials confirm

OCALA NATIONAL FOREST -- (AP) --

Wildlife officials confirmed Friday that an alligator they had captured and killed last week is the one that fatally attacked a Tennessee woman while she was snorkeling in a secluded recreation area.

Trappers caught the 11-foot-4-inch, 407-pound alligator last Thursday in Juniper Creek, near Lake George, where Annemarie Campbell of Paris, Tenn., was attacked.

Wildlife officials who performed a necropsy on the alligator last week said the animal bore scratch marks on its snout and a stab wound in its right eyelid, but there was nothing in its stomach.

On Friday, Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission spokeswoman Joy Hill said their investigations, witness statements and a comparison of the alligator's teeth to marks on Campbell's body confirmed they had the right animal.

The body of 23-year-old Campbell was found sticking out of the alligator's mouth on May 14. Friends beat the reptile until it released Campbell's body. Her death was the third fatal alligator attack in Florida this month.

Gators Kill Two more Women!

SALT SPRINGS, Fla. - An alligator fatally attacked a 23-year-old woman Sunday near Lake George, authorities said.

The woman had been staying at a secluded cabin near a springhead that feeds into the lake, said Marion County Fire-Rescue Capt. Joe Amigliore.
"The people she was staying with came around and found her inside the gator's mouth," Amigliore said. "They jumped into the water and somehow pulled her out of the gator's mouth."

The woman, whose name was not released, was pronounced dead at the scene. Her stepfather, who had tried to help her, was treated on the scene for a hand injury, said Amigliore.

The attack occurred near lakeside recreation 7 miles south of Salt Springs, Amigliore said. Authorities were searching for the alligator Sunday night. Salt Springs is about 40 miles southeast of Gainesville.

Meanwhile, Pinellas County authorities said a woman whose body was found Sunday morning in a canal in an Oldsmar subdivision was likely killed by an alligator.

Judy W. Cooper, 43, Dunedin, was found with animal bites that were consistent with an alligator, according to the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office. Why she was in the area, where wildlife officials said alligators are frequently spotted, was not immediately known.

An autopsy determined that an alligator "did play some part in the victim's death," though the cause of death was pending and the medical examiner's final report will not be released for at least four weeks, sheriff's office said. Oldsmar is 20 miles north of St. Petersburg.

In the past week, four women have been attacked by alligators. Three of them were fatally mauled and partially eaten. What's going on? Is it the constant construction into areas that used to be part of the Everglades (or other wilderness swamps?)? Are gators just hunting in places were they used to find deer; but now it is full of people?

Killer Alligator Eats Woman

SUNRISE, Fla. - Wildlife officers captured an alligator Saturday they believe was responsible for fatally attacking a woman while she was out jogging.
The 9-foot, 6-inch alligator was trapped just under the bridge where Yovy Suarez Jimenez, 28, was last seen, Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission spokeswoman Dani Moschella said. Two human arms were found inside the alligator's belly, Moschella said.

Authorities still aren't sure how the alligator attacked Suarez. Witnesses had reported seeing a woman matching Suarez's description dangling her feet over the water's edge on Tuesday, but no one saw an attack.

A medical examiner said the alligator attacked while she was on land and then dragged her body into a canal. Suarez's death is the 18th confirmed fatal alligator attack in Florida since 1948, Moschella said. Nine other deaths are unconfirmed.

Men charged in alligator barbecue

By JENNIFER BABSON excerpt from Miami Herald

KEY WEST - Two Keys men face criminal charges after wildlife officials say they killed and butchered a protected American Alligator last month -- serving her up at a backyard barbecue a few days later.

The two men, Timothy B. Goll, 18, of Marathon, and Jordan T. Milo, 20, of Big Pine Key, have been charged with killing the animal, a third degree felony.

State and federal wildlife investigators say two other people -- both high school students, one a minor -- are also believed to be involved in the March 24 incident. They have not yet been charged.
The men are alleged to have shot the female adult gator and then beaten her death.

"They apparently used a pellet gun to disable it and then used a baseball bat to kill it," said Lt. Steve Acton, a spokesman for the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission, which is investigating the incident along with the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service.

The animal's unwanted body parts were discarded in area canals and later recovered. The gator lived in a freshwater pond on Big Pine Key. The incident is among several crocodile and alligator killings that have occurred in the Keys recently.

Five Dade County men were charged in a December incident in the Upper Keys in which an American crocodile was captured, dragged behind a vehicle, and killed.

Early last month, two endangered American crocodiles were found dead -- apparently from gunshot wounds -- in the Lower Keys. Their carcasses were dumped along remote areas off U.S. 1.

Turtles in the Everglades

Nearly every time that I have ever been to the Everglades, I have seen turtles basking in the sun. Sometimes they are not very big, such as these two Peninsula Cooters (I guess they could be Painted Turtles?) that are pictured above. Those turtles were about a foot long.
The softshell turtle (July 13) on the other hand was about three feet long and the largest that I have ever seen.

Visit to the Everglades in July

The Everglades in July are hot. The mosquitoes are flying around in swarms. These are big fat mosquitoes, not the skinny tiny ones that are usually in South Florida.

You can feel these mosquitoes when they fly into your arms and legs. Even worse are some big green flies that are about an inch long and they buzz people too. The dragonflies are about four inches long and thick. I am not sure if the bite, but they feel sharp when they fly into a body.
There was a large softshell turtle sunning itself by the third visitor's area. The turtle had a very deep brownish green color. The turtle looked so alive and happy to be there. I felt very privileged to be there that day.

The softshell turtle was at least three feet long about about two feet wide. It looked very healthy and as I got closer to it the turtle looked at me and actually walked towards me. I wonder if it had gotten in the habit of getting treats from visitors. I did not have any food, I wonder what it would want to eat? Certainly the Repto-Min pellets are too tiny. I guess I could have brought along a pail full of shiners from the Bait Store (or as the Three Stooges used to say: "If I had known you were coming, I would have baked a cake.")

After the softshell turtle had been walking around for a few minutes it stopped and some big bugs flew on its shell. I was wondering if the bugs were eating parasites or algae. I am not sure what they were. They looked like big Palmetto bugs (roaches), but maybe they were dragonflies? The bugs looked like something out of a science fiction horror movie, and I was not interested in getting close enough to find out. By then the mosquitoes had started biting us to bits anyway, and we wanted to get back into the car and air-conditioning.
Lots of Gators in the 'Glades

Alligator hunting for snacks?

What chance does a turtle that lived in captivity for several years have against Nature's Predators? Once a turtle is used to swimming around in an aquarium where it only has to face goldfish, what chance will it have if it is released into the wild?

Gator Bites

Gator Bites was what it said on the menu at Gusto's which is on U.S. 1 near Southwest 344th Street. To the south is Key West. To the west are the Everglades. To the east is the Outlet Mall.

I had not had Alligator in several years. It is usually a bit disappointing because the restaurants that serve alligator usually serve it breaded and fried. The reason they do this is because the alligator meat has a lot of fat and soft gristle, and about half of the "Gator Bites" are mostly gristle and fat. The couple of pieces that were mostly meat were delicious.

Most people will compare alligator to chicken, but alligator tastes much better than chicken. Unfortunately, it seems like you often have to chew through a lot of fat and gristle to get to the lean piece of tasty meat.

Everglades

This planet Earth probably has many places as wonderful as The Everglades. Hopefully those wonderful places will not be polluted to death or developed into shopping malls! The Everglades is one incredibly amazing place. There are about three different sections of the Everglades that are open to the public. There is also a nice marina for medium and small boats and yachts and a small hotel located in the middle of the Everglades. The Everglades is a paradise for bird watching and enjoying nature.

During summer, the swarms of mosquitoes are usually so bad that you will get them flying into your mouth when you are talking. If you are allergic to mosquito bites, then you will get dozens of welts all over your arms and legs and any other exposed skin. Allergic folks usually wear long pants, long sleeve shirts and a boonie hat along with a lot of Skeeter spray. The best season to visit the Everglades is towards Fall and Winter, when the Skeeters are usually not as active and the heat is less intensive.

If you like turtles, alligators, snakes, and iguanas, there are tons of them at the Everglades, and they are usually walking or swimming around nearby at any time. You can walk to the edge of the water and look at an alligator from about a distance of one foot or as close as you dare. Sometimes the alligators are sunning themselves on the grassy areas near a parking area. You can literally walk up and pet them if you dare. These alligators seem to know that the people are not food, as I have gotten very close to them and they have yet to bite my arm off. Of course, I would strongly advise against getting too close to an alligator; so if you go there and get your arm bitten off, do not blame me.

Gators are the freshwater version of Sharks. They are predators, but they are very intriguing creatures. Alligators happen to be the smartest reptiles, and turtles are the second smartest reptiles. How smart are Alligators? Well, their brains have the evolutionary design for a split-brain just like Mammals. However, for some reason they have yet to evolve to that point.

Near the Everglades, on Tamiami Trail there are many places that cater to the tourists and which have various kinds of petting zoos or reptile zoos. Those are fun to visit. The southern Everglades Park which is in Homestead does not have any large tourist attractions, but on the road there are occasionally little roadside stands which have alligators that you can pet and carry around. For $5. you can get your photo taken carrying a small alligator. Sometimes there is a guy with pony rides also. It is entertaining for young children and parents too.

If you have not visited the Everglades lately, it is an excellent way to spend a day. There are picnic areas too, so you can bring a cooler and food. An Annual Pass costs $25. for one vehicle and it is good in all Federal Parks. There is also the one-day entrance fee, which is only $5. for one carload of people.